Mommy, the co-pilot was mean to me!!!

The more I look at airline crew stories in the comedy sections of newspapers, the more you feel like you are talking to teenagers at a high school transition camp. Lesson one - don't drink and drive. Lesson two - don't sleep with movie stars in the toilettes. And now, lesson three - get plenty of rest - brought to you by a BA pilot that caused a thirteen hour delay because he was too sleepy to drive, blaming a noisy hotel room. What next, an airline that is grounded because co-pilot called you names and hurt your feelings.